So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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