he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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