She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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