hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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