so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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