We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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