Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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