My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Did you pee in the oven last night??
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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