I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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