why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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