Sponge bath it is.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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