You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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