Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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