just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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