I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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