That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
