But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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