Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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