All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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