I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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