its not stalking. its research.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Drake has all the answers
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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