question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm really busy with my period
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