Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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