if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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