i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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