made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I want her autograph on my taint
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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