my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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