your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
