If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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