Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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