Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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