I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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