From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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