awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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