how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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