I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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