i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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