When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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