Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she looked like the before picture.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Found the puke drawer
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Randomize
