at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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