I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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