I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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