He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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