You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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