yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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