Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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