You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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