you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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