So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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