Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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