Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
