Too much gin, very little bucket
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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