careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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