it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
there was a trapeze. enough said
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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